Didn't let me play The Witcher — took the keyboard and sat on top of it

Lolly Lips, lost your keys? Feel free to look in my pants

I got a guy with an awesome body to let me go to a rock concert

Oh, something fell off your car... But you can fuck me

You suck at Dota — I'm going to check you suck a dick

I don't have to cook for you, but I do give you on a schedule

Honey, I googled how to come from a massage. Why don't we give it a shot?

Almost blew me off on the first date, but the situation was saved by sex